July 2012
styleswhore:
my kids are gonna be the luckiest motherfuckers because seriously as soon as they tell me they think they’re getting a little too attached to a certain celebrity i will stalk with them and take them to concerts + buy them merch because i’ll know how important it is
if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”
gatiss:
lastofthetimeladies:
breakfastatbequiettiffany:
bawbag:
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
carcinogenitals:
getting 0 notes is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw your post but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it
aragoorn:
sometimes i forget to turn off caps lock and when i go to google and type MOOSE it seems like i’m really excited about mooses
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
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Taylor Swift: Just close your eyes, you and I'll be safe and sound.
Taylor Swift: Even when you're sleeping, keep your eyes open.
Me:
Me:
Me: Can I get an eyepatch up in here?
room service.: Let me just clear your confusion:... →
peetamellarkinmypants:
Let me just clear your confusion: There is no freaking love triangle. There’s just two broken, sad boys in love with a broken, confused and unprotected girl, pushing her to choose between them all the time while she just tries to survive day after day inside her own mind, fighting nightmares and…
