madeagoestohell: i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
welcometomyworldoftoys: stubbornandmelodramatic: livinlavidasherloki: grammarforbreakfast: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: iamthespacecadet: I went to public school. omfg i lost it after attempt 510 omfg JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL OMFG THIS…OH GOD THIS IS ME
Can you imagine a TumblrStore?
harrysexonlegsstyles: lumos-my-world: a store where you can buy all the things you see in tumblr do celebrities count ^
thelifesavingparachute: you know what i hate. when there’s an ad on youtube that you can skip but it stops at “you can skip this ad in 0 seconds.”
i like looking at gifs and trying to read their lips to figure out what part of the caption they’re saying
that-is-mahogany-bitch: EMOTIONAL TWIRLING I TWIRL MY DRESS BACK AND FORTH OMG LOOK IT’S PEETA
Boys who like me: 0
Boys who like my best friend: 53484131846971
styleswhore: willow smith is 10 and she’s worth $4 million i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
Tumblr Bloggers Should Direct All Movies.
bitchesloveberries: you guys have such good ideas.
shavingryansprivates: dietchola: dietchola: dietchola: dietchola: twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky DROP THE BASS! *BOOM schwum schwum WEEE schwum schwum BOOM schwum schwum WEE BOOOOOooo BOOM wawawawawawa WEE wawawa WEE wawawa BOOM wawawawawawa WEE wawawa WEE wawawa POW BOOOOWWWWWWWW*
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
nissanissas: when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
aquus: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: BETTY WHITE DIED OMG NO whoops false alarm dont ever do that again