May 2012
6 tags
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
7 tags
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
Superman!
Normal people:
Directioners:
In class today, this guy got out his iPod and was...
my-holmes-chapel-homie-hazza:
“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”
He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”
My respect for this child has raised 649684654%
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
me: does 5 situps me: where are my abs
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When something reminds you of One Direction and...
Fighting with my mom
snoopdong:
“Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that plays!”
The only thing rolled up here is the fat blunt these blankets blazed 5 minutes ago
mirror: you look nice today
camera: nope
Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
Me: I lost a follower
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me:
me: *opens tumblr*