pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
shutuplock: almaasi: theburntsouffle: alexturneer: If those spoilers are true tumblr’s worst nightmare has become reality. We all skipped Nine. [spoilers here] WHAT IS HAPPENING WE GO OUT WITH MATT WE GO OUT WITH MATT MY LIFE ASDGOHEORAEOGHJLKJ
kendosoldier: does anyone have any idea...
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
nightbloggerkurloz: thorsgoddess: twingeneticist: THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH I’M GOING TO CRY NO WHAT SOEMHTING MUST BE DONE OH MY GOD NO
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how yes they’re called stalkers you are one of them
rexuality: realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit this is the best...
shiphassailed: when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively
urinatings: i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
em0tionally-vacant: tsarcasm: if you killed yourself, imagine all the people who would pretend they ever gave a single flying fuck about you imagine all the useless fake shit they would say about how close they were to you and how upset they are that you’re gone when in reality they probably couldn’t state 3 facts about you a good reason to not even do it Amen
iamaproudsuperwholockian: yellowbrickrose: you clever boy and
jaclcfrost: things my boyfriend is cute great very cute very great too cute too great not real
dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
mrsfaithwinchester: elisetheawesome: gitsygiddy: all-the-gay-ships: youbettersuitup: forevercryingbecausemerlin: cartoonmotioned: benedictedcumberbabeof221: jordan-has-lost-his-mind: should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo im looking at you Sherlock fandom. here we come bring the crack au’s supernatural fandom you’re...
Moffat: You know who'd be great for this new doctor
Moffat: John Hurt
Moffat: I mean that last name of his, "HURT," just
Moffat: it just speaks to me
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
barricadeponine: i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant well think about how often they would get a misplaced text like they get a text and it’s a picture of your boobs because you were...
yellowbrickrose: you clever boy and
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
being 20+ on tumblr
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up