Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
I don’t know whether to be amazed or disgusted
The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.
GET ON MY BLOG
OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.
That awkward moment when you realize Katy Perry was singing about SuperWhoLock.
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.
If those spoilers are true tumblr’s worst nightmare has become reality. We all skipped Nine.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WE GO OUT WITH MATT WE GO OUT WITH MATT MY LIFE ASDGOHEORAEOGHJLKJ
does anyone have any idea what’s going on anymore
I’M GOING TO CRY
SOEMHTING MUST BE DONE OH MY GOD NO
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
they’re called stalkers
you are one of them
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”